walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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