glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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