Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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