The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Farmville is her only friend.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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