Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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