Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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