So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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