sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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