I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Randomize
