Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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