Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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