At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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