did you get engaged???
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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