I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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