so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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