i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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