yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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