Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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