maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
