I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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