i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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