Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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