Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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