if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
this boner is exhausting
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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