Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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