If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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