I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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