I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She needs sedatives and a leash
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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