I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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