No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
