so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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