Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
