He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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