OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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