How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
