we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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