Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I have tasted many bathrooms
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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