shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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