i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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