My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This is the high leading the old right now
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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