Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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