Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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