he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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