Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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