So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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