Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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