He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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