Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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