He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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