we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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