I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Come on in and take your pants off
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