Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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