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(973): View more from New Jersey

just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world

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(714): View more from California

he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick

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(585): View more from New York

So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face

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(770): View more from Georgia

Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?

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(708): View more from Illinois

well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.

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