Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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