She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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